This Week's Episode
THE PHANTOM MENACE
In honor of their 100th episode, Bob and Tim are returning to the first topic they ever discussed. But what starts as a look at how this show began soon reveals a more sinister discussion. Will Bob bring balance to the podcast? Or have Tim’s opinions been seduced by the dark side? Get ready to ratify some Galactic treaties with this extra-exciting anniversary episode. Yippee?
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NOT A HOLOGRAM
At eleven years old I wanted to be Jem.
To be clear, I didn’t want to date her (my pre-puberty emissions were already a-washed over the Prime-adjacent chassis of Elita-1). Rather, this idolization stemmed from the animated lifestyle this drawing of a person lived. She was new wave in the 80s-est fashion of the word and she was assisted in this pop appearance by Skynet’s more sociable sister Synergy, a self-aware holographic projecting computer that chose Jane Fonda’s Workout book as its avatar. The kismet of those two granted a glimpse of how I could appear, neon-shocked with a mane of pink atop the glam applications of Anne Magnuson, pre-Making Mr. Right.